Top 5 Things About America
1. America has no mounties.
2. America has no mutant-French-speaking province, smack dab in the middle, that wants to secede.
3. America doesn't have only one damn sport... (special-ed football doesn't count.)
4. America has very few Canadians.
5. America has very few Canadians.
posted by Kody @ 10:49 PM
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6. Borders protected by a bunch of gun-slinging volunteer rednecks and not by a few unarmed boy scouts in red uniforms
Why all the animosity towards our friendly neighbors to the north?
Because they frickin'suck
7. hawaii.
worst thing about america
1. montana!
come on anderson... you've GOT to be kidding...
8. Guys can wear pink pants without getting crap about it. Wait, scratch that. You're an asshole, Kody.
^^^ LMFAO i should wear a bra then complain that people made fun of me for it. Also, there is a #6 to that list:
6. We are allowed, by law, to inform people publicly of how unintelligent and retarded they are.
(Unless you outright lie about them, in which case you get in some trouble, but only if you're a newspaper)
Yes, please do wear a bra. What color would you wear, Sean?
whatever color turns you on. probably pink, by the sound of it.
Hey, if it works for your mom...
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