Espanol, ethics, and evidence

My work ethic and personal drive is literally outstanding. I am writing this post during the period of my spanish class, but am i in spanish? no. i was going to be about 8 minutes late, and we lose points for being late or absent. i am just a little late every day, but i haven't lost points yet... however, 8 minutes is clearly a tardy. i decided that i would skip b/c i'll lose a few more points, but the teacher won't have marked me tardy (i think if she marks me tardy once, it will be a slippery slope from there and i will be losing points every day.) therefore, i think i actually saved myself points in the long time, so me skipping class had nothing to do with me being lazy, but everything to do with my quick assessment of the situation. damn, i'm brilliant. another example of my work ethic is the fact that i wrote 2, yes 2, sentences in 3 hours yesterday b/c football was on. yes, i finished the paper later, but i didnt finish my other homework (like the spanish homework that was due today...another reason i am not in attendance at the moment) Also, i figured if i skipped spanish, i would have time to write a critique for my social psych class, which immediately follows my spanish class (basically in 40 minutes from right now.) Am i working on this critique? again, a resounding no. why? posting a blog about not writing it is clearly more important than actually writing it, that's why. so, again, we have clearly shown evidence that blatantly implicates that i have an impeccable work ethic, and i'm certainly destined for success.