Views from the Dorms

A Small Town Montana Kid's Version of "Country Mouse in the Big City"

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Cameras, Criticism, and Creative Components

Man, i really need to avoid my anewly acquired addiction to adding alliteration almost always when authoring amazing appellations. (please tell me you caught that... if not, please click the x in the top right corner of your computer screen.) anyways, i did get a digital camera for my birthday, my dad just put it in the mail. i'm seriously frickin stoked! so my buddy joey and i were going to a pre-screening for "serenity" (which was pretty frickin sweet, especially if you watched all of the Firefly episodes...) and were standing in line for like an hour and a half. while we stood there, i summarily made fun of every freak that was standing in line (which was approximately 98.9 percent of the line.) Joey, who has a movie review site, told me that i should add a "people review" section to my blog. i mean, there are more than plenty freaks to occupy my little webpage. so my new kick is going to be taking pictures of these people (hopefully good pictures, like right up close) and posting them, then professionally critiquing not only their appearance, but also their character and value as a human being. i'm really glad that i've found something to give my life meaning again...

7 Comments:

At 12:36 PM , Blogger Joey Airdo said...

Well, after clicking the x several times, I figured it out. Anyway, I can't wait to read your critiques of pitiful human beings. I know a certain member of the KKK that just might warrant the first review...

 
At 5:24 PM , Anonymous Politically Correct Polly said...

I definately agree that your first blog should be about that certain someone who doesn't deserve to be mentioned...(oops too late). Any way i really hope you stick to writing aobut people who are bad and evil only! Because i am not joking when i tell you that if you write anything mean about people with special cicumstances (you know what i mean) i will seriously be really friggin pissed off. No person who is sung about in a steven lynch song is fair game for your blogs!

 
At 10:11 AM , Blogger David said...

i hope you get thrown in jail for copyright infringement.

Hhaha just kidding.

but seriously, it's illegal to post pictures of people's faces without a release form.

anyway i look forward to the ignorance continueing unabated on this blog.

 
At 11:25 AM , Blogger Kody said...

good call dave, i've been trying to think of ways to censor the faces but still allow for the full effect of conveying their essence... perhaps i'll just have to find the perfect specimens

 
At 7:10 PM , Anonymous person who is pissed at you said...

you are a freak

 
At 11:19 AM , Blogger Danelle said...

Wow kody, i'm so glad you've found something to fill your life full of happiness. I just hope you don't piss off the wrong freak....

 
At 12:46 AM , Blogger Darric said...

One morning... outrageously gay Miss Muffet sat on her phallous protector eating her fucking clown shoes and anal cavity glue. Along came this abused and molested otter and sat down beside her. Miss Muffet thought that abused and molested otter was kind of fabulously frisky and ambigously of questionable sexual preference so she took him home to vietnam. Now every morning, Miss Muffet sits on her phallous protector and her friend sits on his those plugs that go in your you know what. and they eat anti aircraft guns and man mamma jamma juice together. One day this lengthy and slender S.T.E.E.L.'s pet boa constrictor came and sat down beside them...

 

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